Cisco Crisco and a Hearty Google GFlush Data Dump

I have to admit, this guy Michael Breckenridge has a pretty good sense of humor. He’s taken this Google TiSP idea one step further and added some Crisco to his Cisco router.

Gotta love the new logo which is apparently “The official logo of the Google TiSP wireless broadband internet service” according to Michael’s website.

Here’s a list of his steps that gives you twice the speed on Google TiSP using your existing wireless router!

The directions are so easy-to-follow, a child could do it:

Sit your router on top of your toilet tank.
Spread a dollop of Cisco Crisco on your router.
Knead Cisco Crisco into the plastic housing, making sure to spread it down all the data cables connected to your computers.
Get a large spool of black ethernet cable (the PHD won’t notice it’s not Google brand cable with the snorkel mask on). Attach a sinker to it, like in the Google pictures. Drop it into the toilet and give it a hearty GFlush. “Remember to flush twice, it’s a long way to Google.”
You’ve heard about how fast “greased lightning” is? Now see for yourself: set up a strobe light to shine on the router. Turn up the beat. Faster pulses means faster data transfer.
If you have the new Apple iHat (a metal vegetable colander will substitute), put it on your head. The galvanic skin response to the iHatâ„¢ (or colander) while surfing increases wireless neural connectivity through your skull.
You are now the coolest early adopter on the block. Celebrate like Dilbert by turning off the vanity bulbs and watching yourself in the mirror doing cool 80s style dance moves in the strobe light behind a locked bathroom door so no one can see how silly you look.

Too funny. Check out the rest of Michael’s posts regarding the Google TiSP